Itll be four hours before Hawkins comes out of his state of paralysis. When he finally does, hell be greeted by the taste of Delta Jacksons urine.
Meanwhile, after Hawkins is dragged from the cage, the lights are dimmed and a cool, rhythmic beat emanates throughout the arena. The anticipation in the audience builds up until the locker-room door finally opens and the crowd bursts into a cheer. A wiry man with a commanding presence exits the room and struts down the stairs with confidence. The cheers only increase as he takes off his shoes and enters the cage. He is Colby Irvin, the last great PitFighting champion and a hero to the people.
The cheering abruptly stops when a loud pounding sound causes the entire arena to quake. Everyone bounces in their seats as the stadium trembles, each step practically rocking the building to its foundation. The pounding only gets louder until the seven-foot tall Kagiso Ahkistbahn finally appears at the top of the stairs. This gigantic man briefly scans the stunned faces of the audience before making his way to ground floor, nearly breaking the stairs in the process.
Colby Irvin is unfazed as Ahkistbahn steps over the top of the cage into the ring. He knows its time for war
KAGISO AHKISTBAHN VS. COLBY IRVIN
Irvin immediately assumes his PitFighting stance and approaches the giant with caution. He keeps light on his feet and uses lateral movement to try to confuse the former IMMAF Superheavyweight champion. Ahkistbahn barely assumes a stance at all; he simply puts his hands up and waits for Irvin to come to him.
Once Irvin is in range, Ahkistbahn steps foreword with a lunging left jab. Irvin sidesteps this attack and jumps into the air to clock Ahkistbahn with a superman-punch. The crowd cheers Ahistbahns diminutive opponent, but in reality Irvin felt like he was hitting a concrete wall. After Irvin lands back on his feet, he tries jumping in the air again to smack Ahkistbahn with a leaping left hook. Ahkistbahn plucks him straight out of the air, however, by pinching Irvins head in-between his thumb and forefinger. Before Irvin can comprehend that this actually happening, he finds himself being hurled straight across the ring and into the fence. He cant prevent the headfirst impact, and subsequently collapses to the floor in a complete daze.
Irvins head is spinning like a carousel as Ahkistbahn looms over him like a colossal Angel of Death. Irvin gets to his knees as he struggles to regain his vision, the ever-advancing Ahkistbahn preparing to finish him off. Irvins eyes suddenly clear, and he finds Ahkistbahns testicles right in front of his face. Wasting no time, Irvin lashes out and hammers on Ahkistbahns nutsack as if it was a speed bag. Ahkistbahn furiously attempts to knee his foe, but Irvin suddenly jumps to his feet and uses that knee as a springboard to hit Ahkistbahn in the face with a knee of his own.
The crowd cheers as Irvin lands on his feet like cat and reassumes his PitFighting stance. He taunts his gargantuan enemy, whos quickly becoming frustrated by his resilient foe. Ahkistbahn charges like an ornery rhinoceros, but Irvin uses his incredible agility to evade the tackle and plant a good punch in Ahkistbahns breadbasket. Ahkistbahn spins around and grunts in anger, ready to charge again. Irvin, however, had leapt on to the top of the cage; he continues to taunt Ahkistbahn while standing on the rim of the fence.
Using his mighty leg muscles, a fuming Ahkistbahn makes a massive jump at Irvin in an attempt to splatter his entrails onto the audience with a flying knee. Irvin waits patiently as the boulder-like knee flies closer and closer to his face. At the last possible second, Irvin dives under the knee and lets Ahkistbahn fly straight into the crowd. Everyone scatters from their seats as the enormous Ahkistbahn shits himself mid-air. He crashes head-first into a metal chair, knocking himself out cold and leaving a crater in the concrete floor.
IRVIN WINS!!!
The audience is ecstatic and gives the victorious Irvin a standing ovation for the next twenty minutes. Ahkistbahn eventually comes to and carries himself to the locker-room under his own power. Delta Jackson is waiting at the stairs to throw a cup of feces into his face, but Ahkistbahn kicks him in the balls before he can do that.
Meanwhile, the audience is getting pretty boisterous and disorderly. Many of the men in the crowd seem to have the idea that they should be actively participating in the event. Greg Frazier consults Thaddeus Kill on this matter, and both agree that it would probably be a good idea to take a brief intermission so the crowd can consume Fraziers special brand of malt liquor and calm down.